$TAOBAO came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 5.0 hours old when this page was last touched. 20 buyers had found it in a day, 108.68 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Then it rose. Not slowly; nothing on this chain rises slowly. Buyers came and the price climbed the way prices climb when everyone believes the same thing at the same hour, and it stands at $90.3k now.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.