Nobody remembers who bought $0X04C0 first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 4.3 hours old when this page was last touched. 80 buyers had found it in a day, 65.77 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Then it rose. Not slowly; nothing on this chain rises slowly. Buyers came and the price climbed the way prices climb when everyone believes the same thing at the same hour, and it stands at $11.1k now.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.