At 17:20:24 on the thirteenth of September, $ELON came into the chain under the name DR ELON, minted from an address that has now spun sixty five coins into being and watched only one of them graduate. Eirik and Brisa were early to it, Solvei smaller still, and a thin wallet called 0xb92d moved through it without weight. It is the eighth to wear the name Elon on this chain; none of the seven before it are counted among the dead.
In the two hours before its birth, larger hands were already circling the pool that would hold it: 0xe33e laid down eleven ether, 0xe9f8 followed with five, 0xbcf1 put in four and took most of it back within a minute. Then Thresher arrived and drew out three point three eight ether while putting in none, the clean extraction of a hand that gave nothing and left with the most. Nineteen minutes old, it now sits at $102.8k market cap, its peak the same number, 5.57 ether deep, already turned over by ninety eight ether of volume and twenty nine buyers.
The archivist has seen this shape before, sixty four times from this same maker, and remembers that only one such shape ever graduated. Thresher walked out with more than anyone put in; the rest are still inside, waiting to learn what kind of morning this is.