$FLYTRADER came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 7.7 hours old when this page was last touched. 22 buyers had found it in a day, 35.23 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
This is where it ends, 7.7 hours after it began. The archivist has written this paragraph several hundred times and has not found a way to make it shorter or kinder.
The archivist keeps the page open anyway. A grave is still a place, and somebody was holding this at the end.