$FAMFI

At 16:01 on the thirteenth of September, $Family Finance$ took the name $FAMFI for the fourth time, that name having passed through three vessels before it and killed none of them, which the archivist notes without warmth, since a name that will not die is not the same as a name that thrives. Its maker, a wallet of one hundred nineteen creations and a single graduation, set it loose at $0.0000127 with a market cap of $12.7k. One minute later, at 16:01, 0xe33e…2948 put in 0.65 ETH, the only buyer this coin would know in its first day; at 16:02, 0x147f…3018, the maker itself, sold, taking out 0.51 ETH on zero buys, having held the coin for zero hours. The order is plain: someone arrived, and in the same minute the maker left with the ETH and none of the coin's risk. Twenty minutes old now, $FAMFI sits at its birth price, its peak equal to its floor, one buyer alone with what the maker did not want. The archivist has seen this wallet's hands before, on $LLC and on $GPU and on ninety more; here it did what it has done elsewhere, and left before the paint dried.