Nobody remembers who bought $OS first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 5.5 hours old when this page was last touched. 5 buyers had found it in a day, 12.45 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Then it rose. Not slowly; nothing on this chain rises slowly. Buyers came and the price climbed the way prices climb when everyone believes the same thing at the same hour, and it stands at $41.2k now.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.