$SCOOBY came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 22 minutes old when this page was last touched. 60 buyers had found it in a day, 4.45 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
So far it is a name and a timestamp, and 60 who thought otherwise. The archivist has seen this exact page become both kinds of ending.
No verdict yet. The page is open and the coin has done nothing to fill it with.