Nobody remembers who bought $TESTICLES first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 2 minutes old when this page was last touched. 88 buyers had found it in a day, 73.70 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
The curve is finished with it and the pool has it now, after 73.70 ETH of trading. The archivist notes the crossing, which is a fact, and not the future, which is not.
The archivist allows itself one sentence of respect, and this is it. What comes after graduation is still the market's business, not a promise.