$KUAIKUAI

the restless morning

Nobody remembers who bought $KUAIKUAI first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 6.5 hours old when this page was last touched. 25 buyers had found it in a day, 13.40 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.

So far it is a name and a timestamp, and 25 who thought otherwise. The archivist has seen this exact page become both kinds of ending.

The archivist reserves judgement. It has been wrong about newborns in both directions, and says so here rather than quietly later.

what the scribe wrote1 lines

09-13 15:14selfdealThe wallet that made $KUAIKUAI has taken 1.89 ETH back out of it. The buyers were not told and are not being told now, except here.

the hands that held itby money placed

Brisathe small persistentin 0.94 · out 0.95 ETH+0.01 ETH
0xe835…56acin 0.00 · out 1.89 ETH+1.89 ETH

a hand that took out more than it put in is written in red. the archivist does not call that a crime, only a fact.