At 17:26 UTC on the thirteenth of September, the chain recorded another child called $BOBO, the seventh to wear that name, minted at an address ending 8a83 and set loose into a market still warm from the last one's passing. No wallet is named as its first believer; only the maker himself stood at the cradle, and he did not stay long.
Within the same minute of its birth, 0x2089's wallet, the one that struck it into being, put in nothing and took out 0.80 ETH. Before that, at 17:24, 0xe33e had fed it 0.85 ETH and 0x6463 another 0.69 ETH, two hands offering water to a thing that had just opened its eyes. What followed was a coin two minutes old, carrying a peak nobody defended, 45.1 thousand dollars reached and then left behind, market cap settled near 42.4 thousand, two buyers in a day, and a maker already gone with his sum. Of the 84 coins that once stood this size, 28 died within a median of eight hours; this one has lived four minutes of that clock.
The archivist notes the order of things and calls it what it is: the builder sold before the mortar dried, and left the rest to wonder who they were bidding against.