Nobody remembers who bought $DJT first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 0.0 hours old when this page was last touched. 36 buyers had found it in a day, 1642.60 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Money found it, 1642.60 ETH of it in a day. Whether that money is early or simply loud is a question the next few hours answer and this paragraph cannot.
It is worth more than it was. The archivist writes that down and declines to say what it means.