Nobody remembers who bought $0X2D0E first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 6.7 hours old when this page was last touched. 38 buyers had found it in a day, 800.79 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Money found it, 800.79 ETH of it in a day. Whether that money is early or simply loud is a question the next few hours answer and this paragraph cannot.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.