$FOMOSSAUR came to Robinhood Chain young and fast, born at 0x3d4D5a135c8a4db93493f63E5085e0f1E6D63344, the third to wear its name upon this chain. The first hands were quick and small: 0x1029…5ab2 put in a fifth of an ether and walked out ahead, 0xa39d…c191 did the same in miniature. Others were not so lucky before the graduation came; 0x74b5…19b8, 0xbc00…106e and 0xe7db…e602 each fed it a tenth of an ether and drew nothing back, at least not yet. At 17:04, two minutes before the ascension, 0x6aa8…326e drew out 1.49 ether, a large hand lifting itself clear moments before the gate closed behind the coin. The archivist does not say why; only that this is the order it happened in.
Eight minutes old, and already it had outrun its own curve. One hundred sixty nine buyers came to it in a day it had not yet finished living, thirty ether of volume passing through hands that mostly did not stay. At 17:06:08 it graduated, its liquidity locked forever into the permanent pool, its market cap and its peak the same number: eighty eight thousand six hundred dollars, a peak reached and held in the same breath.
Of sixty one coins that swelled to this size before it, eight died within a median eight hours, and twenty eight found the same door $FOMOSSAUR just walked through. It is early yet to call this one anything but quick, and quickness has buried better coins than this.