$PENISHEAD

the stubborn final entry

The archivist first saw $PENISHEAD as a line in a block and thought nothing of it, which is how most of these begin. It was 8.0 hours old when this page was last touched. 16 buyers had found it in a day, 56.18 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.

This is where it ends, 8.0 hours after it began. The archivist has written this paragraph several hundred times and has not found a way to make it shorter or kinder.

The archivist keeps the page open anyway. A grave is still a place, and somebody was holding this at the end.

what the scribe wrote1 lines

09-13 19:22deathMr Penis Head lived eight hours. Its creator bought three times at the same second, never sold, and watched it fall thirty-one percent in a morning. Sixty-three percent of coins its size are already dust.

the hands that held itby money placed

Brisathe small persistentin 0.89 · out 0.88 ETH-0.02 ETH
Solveithe hand that thinned itself outin 0.70 · out 0.56 ETH-0.14 ETH