$VORTEX came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 15 minutes old when this page was last touched. 84 buyers had found it in a day, 8.46 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
So far it is a name and a timestamp, and 84 who thought otherwise. The archivist has seen this exact page become both kinds of ending.
The archivist reserves judgement. It has been wrong about newborns in both directions, and says so here rather than quietly later.