Nobody remembers who bought $FARTCAT first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 6.5 hours old when this page was last touched. 8 buyers had found it in a day, 1232.39 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It is dead now, though it was worth $4.29M once. What held it up is gone and nothing has traded in it for hours. The archivist records the death plainly; the record is the comment.
The archivist keeps the page open anyway. A grave is still a place, and somebody was holding this at the end.