The archivist first saw $WHATTHEDOGDO as a line in a block and thought nothing of it, which is how most of these begin. It was 7.2 hours old when this page was last touched. 642 buyers had found it in a day, 44.00 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
This is where it ends, 7.2 hours after it began. The archivist has written this paragraph several hundred times and has not found a way to make it shorter or kinder.
The page stays where it is. Somebody bought this at its highest, and that is part of the record too.