Nobody remembers who bought $SWIM first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 2 minutes old when this page was last touched. 41 buyers had found it in a day, 28.36 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It graduated. Its curve filled and its liquidity was locked into a pool no single hand can drain, which on this chain is the nearest thing to immortality anyone is offered. It stands at $31.0k.
The archivist allows itself one sentence of respect, and this is it. What comes after graduation is still the market's business, not a promise.