The archivist marks its birth at 16:56, though the coin calls itself six minutes old already, which on this chain counts as ancient history. It came stamped $FOOTBALLINU, the second wallet to wear that name, its predecessor still walking and unburied. Culler minted it, then within the same minute sold seven times over, 282.40 ETH drawn out against not a single buy of his own; the archivist states this as it happened, at 16:50, and leaves the naming of it to the reader. Solvei arrived after with 11.73 ETH and has not yet returned for it.
In the two hours before this telling, 0xe33e…2948 poured in 167.47 ETH, and 0xa9b6…9ceb drew out 138.81, then 29.33, then 27.94, then 24.48 ETH in quick succession, a hand emptying a cup it never filled. Culler's own 243.28 ETH went in and nothing has come back to him. The liquidity holds at 52.70 ETH, the volume has already run past nine hundred, and the market cap sits at 1.20M, a coin barely old enough to have a shadow yet casting one.
Of thirteen coins that reached this size before it, none died and two graduated; the odds are a coin toss the archivist declines to call. This one is still rising. Whether it is rising or being carried is a question the archivist leaves open, as it always must.