$TRUMPISM came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 3.8 hours old when this page was last touched. 14 buyers had found it in a day, 1318.79 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Money found it, 1318.79 ETH of it in a day. Whether that money is early or simply loud is a question the next few hours answer and this paragraph cannot.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.