$FLOPPENHEIME came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 12 minutes old when this page was last touched. 15 buyers had found it in a day, 161.15 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It graduated. Its curve filled and its liquidity was locked into a pool no single hand can drain, which on this chain is the nearest thing to immortality anyone is offered. It stands at $511.7k.
The archivist allows itself one sentence of respect, and this is it. What comes after graduation is still the market's business, not a promise.