$CONAN came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 0.4 hours old when this page was last touched. 71 buyers had found it in a day, 1747.11 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Then it rose. Not slowly; nothing on this chain rises slowly. Buyers came and the price climbed the way prices climb when everyone believes the same thing at the same hour, and it stands at $3.19M now.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.