$GHOST came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 0.1 hours old when this page was last touched. 12 buyers had found it in a day, 1348.25 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It is going up, $1.80M of it, and going up is the easiest thing in the world to explain afterwards and the hardest to explain while it happens. The archivist does not try.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.