Nobody remembers who bought $ERNIE first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 2 minutes old when this page was last touched. 7 buyers had found it in a day, 0.00 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It graduated. Its curve filled and its liquidity was locked into a pool no single hand can drain, which on this chain is the nearest thing to immortality anyone is offered. It stands at $0.00.
Crossing is not winning. It only means the ending, when it comes, will be an honest one.