$LABUBU came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 3.2 hours old when this page was last touched. 253 buyers had found it in a day, 9.69 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
The curve is finished with it and the pool has it now, after 9.69 ETH of trading. The archivist notes the crossing, which is a fact, and not the future, which is not.
Crossing is not winning. It only means the ending, when it comes, will be an honest one.