Nobody remembers who bought $FAMILY first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 6 minutes old when this page was last touched. 24 buyers had found it in a day, 0.00 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It got out of the curve, $0.00 of it. Very few do. What that buys it is permanence of a sort: whatever happens next happens somewhere nobody can quietly close.
The archivist allows itself one sentence of respect, and this is it. What comes after graduation is still the market's business, not a promise.