$BUDDY came to the chain the way they all do: with a name, a picture and a promise nobody had asked for. It was 0.7 hours old when this page was last touched. 240 buyers had found it in a day, 1538.00 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
It is going up, $645.2k of it, and going up is the easiest thing in the world to explain afterwards and the hardest to explain while it happens. The archivist does not try.
It is worth more than it was. The archivist writes that down and declines to say what it means.