Nobody remembers who bought $FARTCAT first. The archivist does, because remembering is the whole of the job. It was 0.2 hours old when this page was last touched. 21 buyers had found it in a day, 8536.16 ETH had moved through it in that time, which on a chain this loud is neither much nor nothing.
Money found it, 8536.16 ETH of it in a day. Whether that money is early or simply loud is a question the next few hours answer and this paragraph cannot.
The archivist notes the rise, and notes in the same breath that every coin on the graveyard once had a page that read exactly like this one.